Thomas Porteus' MicroBlog

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04 Dec

Snow Day

bradwilks:

samwalton:

Mhmm.
Yeah boy!

SOME OF US STILL HAVE TO GO TO WORK

the real world is coming boys, you better be ready…

03 Dec
I had this guy leave me a voice mail at work, and so I called him at home, and he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It’s exhausting.

— He’s Just Not That Into You (movie) (via aja)

03 Dec
The Conservatives once boasted 2 million members. Now they have about 290,000. Labour has around only 175,000 members and the Lib Dems about 65,000. The combined membership of the three main political parties is scarcely more than half that of the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds.

Anyone remember mass politics? More here (via mudisland)

Political FAIL

02 Dec

Loving DJ Jonny Moirees mixes atm.

queer as fuck—a compilation of the gayest dance music of all time.
we’re talking cheesy dance, we’re talking gay anthems, we’re talking songs that defined the post-gen-x pre-gen-a’n’f generation. thunderpuss remixes, soulful divas, hands-in-the-air overprocessed dance chunes.
dj jonny moirée presents eight 80-minute mixes diving deep into pop, eurodance, camp classics, rave and all-around good-as-you, around-the-world-and-back-snap, oh no you di’int, up-the-bum-no-babies, mom-i-got-something-to-tell-ya, is-this-your-jock-strap-or-mine tunes, to get you through a sticky summer filled with gay pride celebrations.
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27 Nov
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27 Nov

"No Offence"

samwalton:

People who say, or type, the phrase “No offence” should be hauled into a market square and shot. If you know you’re going to say something that may cause offence, don’t say it, if you know the person well enough that you say it anyway you probably wont cause them any offence.

I know full well you’re just covering your self whilst saying something a bit risqué.

27 Nov
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johnnyfive:

three50eight:

Great Advice.

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